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Tuesday, February 9, 2010

VPL

VPL is a disease I thought had been eliminated. But it seems to be on the rise again. For those of you who do not know what this is here is a quick definition: VPL is short for visible panty lines, this is when you are able to see the cut of a woman's panties through her clothing.

With the numerous cuts and styles now available I can't fathom how people are unable to avoid this awful disease. I will name a few that may work for you.

1) Thongs. The easiest choice. But some people can't find one that is comfy for them. There are tons on materials and widths of the back to try, so please don't rule this out until you've tried.

2) Boy Shorts: This is a newer option and can be tricky. It's all about the elastic in the leg opening. If the elastic is too tight it'll cut into your booty and cause lines. If it is of the cheeky variety try some with little or no elastic.

3) Briefs: Even the old stand by now comes in seamless! So for those of you who are unwilling to venture onto something new for fear of potential discomfort please go seamless.

4) None: Need I say more. Just make sure there are no cameras aimed at your stuff, I don't want to see that mess on FaceBook!

No matter the cut you go with it is all about the FIT! If the panties are too small you'll create muffin top which is another terrible thing to be diagnosed with. Proper fit and maybe a pair of Spanx will fix that. The smaller the booty the more options, the bigger the booty the lesser options. Alway check your rearview before leaving the house.
And no there will not be any examples posted.

1 comment:

  1. I love this!!! Thanks for sharing your not so random thoughts!!! And a special thank you for not posting VPL examples...ugh!!

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